Reserve a Spot in Heaven!


Uh, no.

Reserve a Spot in Heaven

Thanks, I’m pretty sure God’s made a real way through Jesus. Thanks, but no thanks.


4 responses to “Reserve a Spot in Heaven!”

  1. I suppose one could say they’re equal opportunity:

    http://www.reserveaspotinhell.com/

    If they’re the only authorized companies, I’d like to see their certifications…

    This does remind me of a certain televangelist who offered Christian ID cards or something (I can’t remember the exact wording) if you made a contribution. I think he meant well, but found it disconcerting that many people would probably misinterpret that as a “Get Into Heaven Free” card. My Bible translation must have left out that possibility.

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